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Condesce Knows Best

http://tindeck.com/listen/obud

Submitted by: sevencoloured

This is a cover/rewrite of ‘Mother Knows Best’ from Tangled - the song just fits too well for our dear Empress. Sung as Her Imperious Condescension, to her little Heiress.

You want to go outside? Why, my Heiress…! 

Look at you, as fragile as a flower 

Still a little minnow, just a sprat 

You know why we live here underwater 

That’s right, to keep you safe and sound, dear 

Guess I always knew this day was coming 

Knew that soon you’d want to leave the hive 

Soon, but not yet 

Shh! 

Trust me, pet 

Condesce knows best 

Condesce knows best 

Listen to your Empress 

It’s a scary world out there 

Condesce knows best 

One way or another 

Something will go wrong, I swear 

Denizens, imps, 

Brains on fire, quicksand 

Nakkadiles and snakes 

The Glub~ 

Also large bugs 

Trolls with broken teeth, and 

Stop, no more, you’ll just upset me 

Connie’s right here 

Condesce will “protect” you 

Darling, here’s what I suggest 

Stop your glubbing 

Embrace culling 

Connie knows best 

Go ahead, get “scienced” by your moirail 

Go ahead, play Sgrub, wind up dead 

Me, I’m just your Empress, what do I know? 

I only stalked and watched and groomed you 

Go ahead and leave me, I deserve it 

Let me rule alone here, be my guest 

When it’s too late 

You’ll see, just wait 

Condesce knows best 

Condesce knows best 

Take it from your chumsy 

With those twerps, you won’t survive 

Sloppy, underdressed 

Immature, clumsy 

Please, they’ll eat you up alive 

Cullible, naive 

Positively glubby 

Ditzy and a bit, well, hmm vague 

Plus, I believe 

Gettin’ kinda chubby 

I’m just saying ‘cause I wuv you 

Condesce understands 

Connie’s here to help you 

All I have is one request 

Feferi? 

If you ever ask to leave again? I’ll kill you. 

Don’t forget it 

You’ll regret it… 

Condesce knows best.

Sugoi and I Know it - Semiazas as Dirk Strider

When I walk on by, otakus be thinkin’ so kawaii
Lil Cal rocks the beat, walkin’ so bishi down the street
This is how I roll, ownin’ Dave and in control
Badass mofo with rockin’ hair
Ironic shades, I’ll make ‘em stare

Girl, look at that smuppet
Girl, look at that smuppet
Girl, look at that smuppet
The webcam’s out
Girl, look at that smuppet
Girl, look at that smuppet
Girl, look at that smuppet
Yeah, the webcam’s out

When I walk in the apartment, this is what I see
People from the internet starin’ at me
Got a katana in my pants
and I’m too badass to show it
(show it)
(show it)
I’m sugoi and I know it
I’m sugoi and I know it

When I’m at the mall, ignorin’ every single wave and call
When I’m at the beach, English grabby-handing for a reach (What)
This is how I roll, ownin’ everybody like a troll
Come on, English, eyes just for you
Y’all better have feelings for me too

Girl, look at that smuppet
Girl, look at that smuppet
Girl, look at that smuppet
The webcam’s out
Girl, look at that smuppet
Girl, look at that smuppet
Girl, look at that smuppet
Yeah, the webcam’s out

When I walk in the apartment, this is what I see
People from the internet starin’ at me
Got a katana in my pants
and I’m too badass to show it
(show it)
(show it)
I’m sugoi and I know it
I’m sugoi and I know it

Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, yeah!
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, yeah!
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, yeah!
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, yeah, yeah!
I’m sugoi and I know it

Hope y’all were ready for that
My wiggles have been known
to blow a few people’s minds
I’m awful sorry if you were one of those people
(I’m sugoi and I know it)

Have a g’night y’all
Remember to party hard
but not too hard
'Cause you know what
You’re sugoi and you know it

Kanaya’s a Coward Montblanc

Submitted by: acapellaSpectacle

a cover of “Coward Montblanc” by DECO*27 and Megpoid Gumi, with Kanaya singing vocals. Lyrics and description in the comments!

Magicastuck! Magia

Magicastuck! Magia

Submitted by: Vocaloidstuck

An AU cover of the popular song from Puella Magi☆Madoka Magica! Rest of descrption is in the comments~ no rewritten lyrics just cause I’m lazy

Am I Feeling Flushed?

Submitted by: Kaxlya

Condesce Knows Best

http://tindeck.com/listen/obud

Submitted by: sevencoloured

This is a cover/rewrite of ‘Mother Knows Best’ from Tangled - the song just fits too well for our dear Empress. Sung as Her Imperious Condescension, to her little Heiress.

You want to go outside? Why, my Heiress…! 

Look at you, as fragile as a flower 

Still a little minnow, just a sprat 

You know why we live here underwater 

That’s right, to keep you safe and sound, dear 

Guess I always knew this day was coming 

Knew that soon you’d want to leave the hive 

Soon, but not yet 

Shh! 

Trust me, pet 

Condesce knows best 

Condesce knows best 

Listen to your Empress 

It’s a scary world out there 

Condesce knows best 

One way or another 

Something will go wrong, I swear 

Denizens, imps, 

Brains on fire, quicksand 

Nakkadiles and snakes 

The Glub~ 

Also large bugs 

Trolls with broken teeth, and 

Stop, no more, you’ll just upset me 

Connie’s right here 

Condesce will “protect” you 

Darling, here’s what I suggest 

Stop your glubbing 

Embrace culling 

Connie knows best 

Go ahead, get “scienced” by your moirail 

Go ahead, play Sgrub, wind up dead 

Me, I’m just your Empress, what do I know? 

I only stalked and watched and groomed you 

Go ahead and leave me, I deserve it 

Let me rule alone here, be my guest 

When it’s too late 

You’ll see, just wait 

Condesce knows best 

Condesce knows best 

Take it from your chumsy 

With those twerps, you won’t survive 

Sloppy, underdressed 

Immature, clumsy 

Please, they’ll eat you up alive 

Cullible, naive 

Positively glubby 

Ditzy and a bit, well, hmm vague 

Plus, I believe 

Gettin’ kinda chubby 

I’m just saying ‘cause I wuv you 

Condesce understands 

Connie’s here to help you 

All I have is one request 

Feferi? 

If you ever ask to leave again? I’ll kill you. 

Don’t forget it 

You’ll regret it… 

Condesce knows best.

Sugoi and I Know it - Semiazas as Dirk Strider

When I walk on by, otakus be thinkin’ so kawaii
Lil Cal rocks the beat, walkin’ so bishi down the street
This is how I roll, ownin’ Dave and in control
Badass mofo with rockin’ hair
Ironic shades, I’ll make ‘em stare

Girl, look at that smuppet
Girl, look at that smuppet
Girl, look at that smuppet
The webcam’s out
Girl, look at that smuppet
Girl, look at that smuppet
Girl, look at that smuppet
Yeah, the webcam’s out

When I walk in the apartment, this is what I see
People from the internet starin’ at me
Got a katana in my pants
and I’m too badass to show it
(show it)
(show it)
I’m sugoi and I know it
I’m sugoi and I know it

When I’m at the mall, ignorin’ every single wave and call
When I’m at the beach, English grabby-handing for a reach (What)
This is how I roll, ownin’ everybody like a troll
Come on, English, eyes just for you
Y’all better have feelings for me too

Girl, look at that smuppet
Girl, look at that smuppet
Girl, look at that smuppet
The webcam’s out
Girl, look at that smuppet
Girl, look at that smuppet
Girl, look at that smuppet
Yeah, the webcam’s out

When I walk in the apartment, this is what I see
People from the internet starin’ at me
Got a katana in my pants
and I’m too badass to show it
(show it)
(show it)
I’m sugoi and I know it
I’m sugoi and I know it

Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, yeah!
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, yeah!
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, yeah!
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, yeah, yeah!
I’m sugoi and I know it

Hope y’all were ready for that
My wiggles have been known
to blow a few people’s minds
I’m awful sorry if you were one of those people
(I’m sugoi and I know it)

Have a g’night y’all
Remember to party hard
but not too hard
'Cause you know what
You’re sugoi and you know it

Kanaya’s a Coward Montblanc

Submitted by: acapellaSpectacle

a cover of “Coward Montblanc” by DECO*27 and Megpoid Gumi, with Kanaya singing vocals. Lyrics and description in the comments!

Magicastuck! Magia

Magicastuck! Magia

Submitted by: Vocaloidstuck

An AU cover of the popular song from Puella Magi☆Madoka Magica! Rest of descrption is in the comments~ no rewritten lyrics just cause I’m lazy

Am I Feeling Flushed?

Submitted by: Kaxlya

I know there’s more of you sing-songers out there B)
Condesce Knows Best
Magicastuck! Magia

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